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internetmessiah:

Hello, 911? *twirls phone cord around finger* sooooo how was your day? Did you arrest any bad guys?…No you hang up first! Hello? 911?

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mathmaticalkrillbits:

“No” I whisper softly as I forget to hold in ‘alt’ while reblogging

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